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One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

Museum Administrator: That is a 500-year-old statue you have broken..

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Wen u luv sum one truly,
u dnt luk for faults,
u dnt luk for answrs,
u dnt luk for mistks.
Instead,
u fight the mistks,
u accept the faults
and over luk the excuses.

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

No one in this world is rich
Enough to buy his own PAST.
So enjoy each moment before
It gets beyond your reach!

Some one can give you crying & tears.
Many others can give u laughter & Smiles.
But only rare can give you
Laughing tears n crying smiles.

Never take some one for granted,Hold every person
Close to your Heart because you might wake up one day and realise
that you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones.""
Remember this always in life.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
""v""
Mouse

(@v@)
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Owl

o(o?o)o
(!)'(!)
Monkey

(@?@)
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aaila ! Tum bhi

If you live to be a hundred,
I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,
so I'll never have to live without you.